Jarrell Miller Got His Hair Punched Off And Became A Hero by Dave McKenna

Laughed super hard at this article and included YouTube link.

. . . Miller stood up during the break and faced the crowd and with a massive smile ripped off the semi-detached rug off his head. He tossed it to the crowd the way end-stage Elvis Presley would a sweaty towel. All that was left on his dome was a black oval outline where the failed adhesive had been applied. Miller’s move filled the room with ecstasy.